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The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women - and so little time.
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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
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Kuch bhi Bolo But Dil???? to Chasmis Ladkiyaa hi Churatii hai.
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We Live in Generation Where, "Deleting history is more important than creating history "
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I’m cool but global warming made me hot
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Cool thing only happen when you don’t have a camera.
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Great power comes with great electricity bills.
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I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.
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You cry, I cry, …you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder!!
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Sorry about those texts I sent you, last night, my phone was drunk.
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If you ever need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first.
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You can't stop loving short girls.
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She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.
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If the speed of light 1000,000 km/s, what is the speed of dark?
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There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. HER HEART.
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Ladies, when you have got a king, don’t reshuffle the pack, because you might end up with a joker.
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Etc= End of thinking Capacity.
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Never laugh at your wife's choices... you're one of them .
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i’m tired, i need money
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