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Collection of awesome status to express your feelings and situation on Whatsapp.
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Try to say the letter "M" without your lips touching.
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If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.
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Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist ????
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Ladies, when you have got a king, don’t reshuffle the pack, because you might end up with a joker.
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Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
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You don’t realize how many clothes you have, until you wash them.
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I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
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Totally available!! Please disturb me!
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I’m cool but global warming made me hot
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The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once!
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If there is no chocolate in heaven…”I AM NOT GOING”.
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One wise guy invented Whatsapp… and his wife added last seen feature
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I am Waiting for GF Message!
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Girls worry about the things that guys forget. Guys worry about the things that girls remember.
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A broken promise is as good as a lie .
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People that Change Love status after 30 Sec... GF is the Reason
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Online by public demand
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having 1 child makes you a parent having two makes you a referee.
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AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
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