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Collection of awesome status to express your feelings and situation on Whatsapp.
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Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
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Online by public demand
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At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.
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Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything.
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I'm totally a cheap date, I don't pay for anything.
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When nothing goes right..!! Go left.
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Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.
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If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.
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A party without cake is just a meeting.
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Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
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All girls are my sisters except you.
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i know you look on my status.
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The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women - and so little time.
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Hey,you are reading my status again ?
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Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
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Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
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I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
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3 Mistake done by everyone ..Whatsapp,Facebook & GF
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One wise guy invented Whatsapp… and his wife added last seen feature
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