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Collection of awesome status to express your feelings and situation on Whatsapp.
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I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.
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Sorry about those texts I sent you, last night, my phone was drunk.
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Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
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I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
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Totally available!! Please disturb me!
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Give me some sunshine…! Give me some rain…! Give me a another girlfriend…! So I ENJOY once again…!
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A broken promise is as good as a lie .
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Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything.
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Call me old-fashioned but I actually take love, sex, and feelings seriously.
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Food, Water, Sleep, Love, Whatsapp, Repeat it.
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Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
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I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.
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70% boy Have GF ,other Have Brain!
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WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
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Etc= End of thinking Capacity.
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I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition
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I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
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Kuch bhi Bolo But Dil???? to Chasmis Ladkiyaa hi Churatii hai.
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You are special.... But not for me.
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