Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
Copy
72
Great power comes with great electricity bills.
Copy
79
Food, Water, Sleep, Love, Whatsapp, Repeat it.
Copy
47
All girls are my sisters except you.
Copy
66
If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.
Copy
33
Etc= End of thinking Capacity.
Copy
381
Installing love. ……44%. Installation failed. Error 404: install money first.
Copy
290
We Live in Generation Where, "Deleting history is more important than creating history "
Copy
115
Relationships are a lot like algebra… Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
Copy
62
Cool thing only happen when you don’t have a camera.
Copy
187
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
Copy
96
Kuch bhi Bolo But Dil???? to Chasmis Ladkiyaa hi Churatii hai.
Copy
183
You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.
Copy
47
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once!
Copy
33
i know you look on my status.
Copy
220
Awesome ends with Me, Ugly starts with U
Copy
264
When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute, but when you mess up a girl's hair, just hope you're wearing something bulletproof.
Copy
341
Trust me you will dance- Alcohol
Copy
74
God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me
Copy
664