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Collection of awesome status to express your feelings and situation on Whatsapp.
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Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.
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Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.
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You are special.... But not for me.
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AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
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Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
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Mans are many but money is money.
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The women cries before the wedding and the man after.
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At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.
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having 1 child makes you a parent having two makes you a referee.
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Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
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I just want a boy that's gonna say he loves me without my makeup.
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A party without cake is just a meeting.
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Installing love. ……44%. Installation failed. Error 404: install money first.
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70% boy Have GF ,other Have Brain!
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By all means marry if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
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When A Man Steals Your Wife, There Is No Better Revenge Than To Let Him Keep Her.
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I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
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Relationships are a lot like algebra… Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
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Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status
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Online by public demand
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Non-urgent calls only!!
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If you can’t change a Girl… change the Girl.
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Try to say the letter "M" without your lips touching.
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One wise guy invented Whatsapp… and his wife added last seen feature
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If there is no chocolate in heaven…”I AM NOT GOING”.
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Women’s mind is like a weather it may change anytime.
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Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
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"A man falls in love through his eyes, a women through her ears."
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Someone writes “Urgent Calls Only”. Don’t get it… Are you in the police or ambulance service.?
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