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Collection of awesome status to express your feelings and situation on Whatsapp.
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Kuch bhi Bolo But Dil???? to Chasmis Ladkiyaa hi Churatii hai.
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One wise guy invented Whatsapp… and his wife added last seen feature
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Give me some sunshine…! Give me some rain…! Give me a another girlfriend…! So I ENJOY once again…!
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When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute, but when you mess up a girl's hair, just hope you're wearing something bulletproof.
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What happens if a doctor's wife eats an apple a day?
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Women’s mind is like a weather it may change anytime.
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Etc= End of thinking Capacity.
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My laziness is like 8; Once it lies down it's infinite!
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I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition
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"A man falls in love through his eyes, a women through her ears."
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All girls are my sisters except you.
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Sorry about those texts I sent you, last night, my phone was drunk.
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im 99.9% sleepy all day
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Non-urgent calls only!!
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Girls worry about the things that guys forget. Guys worry about the things that girls remember.
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Call me old-fashioned but I actually take love, sex, and feelings seriously.
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She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.
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The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women - and so little time.
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i’m tired, i need money
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having 1 child makes you a parent having two makes you a referee.
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By all means marry if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
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I’m cool but global warming made me hot
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No guts, no glory, no brain, same story
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Learn then remove 'L'.
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You hate me, I hate you. Problem? ♥
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3 Mistake done by everyone ..Whatsapp,Facebook & GF
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Try to say the letter "M" without your lips touching.
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You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
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Someone’s status is “Driving” since 5 days. I guess he reached Dubai.
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Never laugh at your wife's choices... you're one of them .
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