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The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women - and so little time.
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Never laugh at your wife's choices... you're one of them .
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Cool thing only happen when you don’t have a camera.
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Hey,you are reading my status again ?
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Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.
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By all means marry if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
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Etc= End of thinking Capacity.
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Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
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i’m tired, i need money
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The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once!
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Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything.
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God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me
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You don’t realize how many clothes you have, until you wash them.
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life is short…smile while you still have teeth.
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If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.
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I'm totally a cheap date, I don't pay for anything.
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If there is no chocolate in heaven…”I AM NOT GOING”.
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i just want a boy thats gonna say he loves me without my makeup.
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Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.
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70% boy Have GF ,other Have Brain!
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Things can change a women's mood- 1) I love you 2) 50% Discount.
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Great power comes with great electricity bills.
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Give me some sunshine…! Give me some rain…! Give me a another girlfriend…! So I ENJOY once again…!
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All girls are my sisters except you.
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Online by public demand
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Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
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Girls worry about the things that guys forget. Guys worry about the things that girls remember.
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Status Unavailable! Check Later
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im 99.9% sleepy all day
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I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.
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