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Collection of awesome status to express your feelings and situation on Whatsapp.
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Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
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I’m cool but global warming made me hot
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Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
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One wise guy invented Whatsapp… and his wife added last seen feature
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By all means marry if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
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I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition
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Call me old-fashioned but I actually take love, sex, and feelings seriously.
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At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.
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You hate me, I hate you. Problem? ♥
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Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why.
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A party without cake is just a meeting.
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Someone’s status is “Driving” since 5 days. I guess he reached Dubai.
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Give me some sunshine…! Give me some rain…! Give me a another girlfriend…! So I ENJOY once again…!
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Smile…It confuses people..!
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im 99.9% sleepy all day
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Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
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There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. HER HEART.
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My laziness is like 8; Once it lies down it's infinite!
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70% boy Have GF ,other Have Brain!
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You were the reason of my happiness but also the reason of my sadness
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If your brain was money, you wouldn't have a cent
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The longer the title the less important the job.
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Sorry about those texts I sent you, last night, my phone was drunk.
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If the speed of light 1000,000 km/s, what is the speed of dark?
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You can't stop loving short girls.
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Never hide your "last seen", let people know that you're ignoring them.
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Mans are many but money is money.
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If you can’t change a Girl… change the Girl.
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The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women - and so little time.
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