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Collection of awesome status to express your feelings and situation on Whatsapp.
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When A Man Steals Your Wife, There Is No Better Revenge Than To Let Him Keep Her.
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I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
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WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
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The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women - and so little time.
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Call me old-fashioned but I actually take love, sex, and feelings seriously.
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When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute, but when you mess up a girl's hair, just hope you're wearing something bulletproof.
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You are special.... But not for me.
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I just want a boy that's gonna say he loves me without my makeup.
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"A man falls in love through his eyes, a women through her ears."
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You cry, I cry, …you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder!!
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Etc= End of thinking Capacity.
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3 Mistake done by everyone ..Whatsapp,Facebook & GF
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Someone writes “Urgent Calls Only”. Don’t get it… Are you in the police or ambulance service.?
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You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
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There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. HER HEART.
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She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.
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What happens if a doctor's wife eats an apple a day?
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Women’s mind is like a weather it may change anytime.
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I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.
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Kuch bhi Bolo But Dil???? to Chasmis Ladkiyaa hi Churatii hai.
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Give me some sunshine…! Give me some rain…! Give me a another girlfriend…! So I ENJOY once again…!
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Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything.
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You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.
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i just want a boy thats gonna say he loves me without my makeup.
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i’m tired, i need money
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All girls are my sisters except you.
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I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.
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Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
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Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
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Someone’s status is “Driving” since 5 days. I guess he reached Dubai.
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