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Collection of awesome status to express your feelings and situation on Whatsapp.
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I'm totally a cheap date, I don't pay for anything.
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Never laugh at your wife's choices... you're one of them .
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Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
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If your brain was money, you wouldn't have a cent
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The longer the title the less important the job.
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A real girl is not perfect and a perfect girl is not real.
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My laziness is like 8; Once it lies down it's infinite!
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life is short…smile while you still have teeth.
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The women cries before the wedding and the man after.
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Mans are many but money is money.
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Relationships are a lot like algebra… Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
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A party without cake is just a meeting.
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Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.
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Error: status unavailable
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Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.
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We Live in Generation Where, "Deleting history is more important than creating history "
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You hate me, I hate you. Problem? ♥
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Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
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Born to express and not to impress.
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Hey,you are reading my status again ?
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At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.
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Great power comes with great electricity bills.
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Never hide your "last seen", let people know that you're ignoring them.
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Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
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Things can change a women's mood- 1) I love you 2) 50% Discount.
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Installing love. ……44%. Installation failed. Error 404: install money first.
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Non-urgent calls only!!
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Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status
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Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
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Brain is the best worker,When you can use it
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