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Collection of awesome status to express your feelings and situation on Whatsapp.
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The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women - and so little time.
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When A Man Steals Your Wife, There Is No Better Revenge Than To Let Him Keep Her.
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What happens if a doctor's wife eats an apple a day?
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You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.
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Status Unavailable! Check Later
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Give me some sunshine…! Give me some rain…! Give me a another girlfriend…! So I ENJOY once again…!
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Hey,you are reading my status again ?
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Great power comes with great electricity bills.
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If your brain was money, you wouldn't have a cent
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i’m tired, i need money
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The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once!
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There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. HER HEART.
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You are special.... But not for me.
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Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything.
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life is short…smile while you still have teeth.
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If you ever need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first.
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When nothing goes right..!! Go left.
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Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
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Mans are many but money is money.
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Women’s mind is like a weather it may change anytime.
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AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
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Someone’s status is “Driving” since 5 days. I guess he reached Dubai.
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I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.
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You were the reason of my happiness but also the reason of my sadness
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Never hide your "last seen", let people know that you're ignoring them.
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Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
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You cry, I cry, …you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder!!
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Not always "Available".. Try your Luck.
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i just want a boy thats gonna say he loves me without my makeup.
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Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why.
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