I’ve discovered that you can’t change people. They can change themselves.
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We Live in Generation Where, "Deleting history is more important than creating history "
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I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.
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When nothing goes right..!! Go left.
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Hey,you are reading my status again ?
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i just want a boy thats gonna say he loves me without my makeup.
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No guts, no glory, no brain, same story
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Cool thing only happen when you don’t have a camera.
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The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women - and so little time.
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You cry, I cry, …you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder!!
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Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist ????
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Try to say the letter "M" without your lips touching.
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I just want a boy that's gonna say he loves me without my makeup.
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You hate me, I hate you. Problem? ♥
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God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.
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At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.
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A party without cake is just a meeting.
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She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.
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Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
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By all means marry if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
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Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
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Ladies, when you have got a king, don’t reshuffle the pack, because you might end up with a joker.
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A real girl is not perfect and a perfect girl is not real.
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Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.
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Never hide your "last seen", let people know that you're ignoring them.
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Not always "Available".. Try your Luck.
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