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Collection of awesome status to express your feelings and situation on Whatsapp.
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Girls worry about the things that guys forget. Guys worry about the things that girls remember.
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Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
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Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror.
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Trust me you will dance- Alcohol
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You were the reason of my happiness but also the reason of my sadness
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Awesome ends with Me, Ugly starts with U
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Totally available!! Please disturb me!
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I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition
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I’ve discovered that you can’t change people. They can change themselves.
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I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
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A real girl is not perfect and a perfect girl is not real.
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The longer the title the less important the job.
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I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.
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Call me old-fashioned but I actually take love, sex, and feelings seriously.
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Give me some sunshine…! Give me some rain…! Give me a another girlfriend…! So I ENJOY once again…!
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When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute, but when you mess up a girl's hair, just hope you're wearing something bulletproof.
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All girls are my sisters except you.
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Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
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God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me
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life is short…smile while you still have teeth.
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Never hide your "last seen", let people know that you're ignoring them.
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A broken promise is as good as a lie .
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Learn then remove 'L'.
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Error: status unavailable
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Brain is the best worker,When you can use it
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When nothing goes right..!! Go left.
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You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.
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What happens if a doctor's wife eats an apple a day?
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God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.
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Food, Water, Sleep, Love, Whatsapp, Repeat it.
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