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Collection of awesome status to express your feelings and situation on Whatsapp.
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The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once!
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You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
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She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.
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Great power comes with great electricity bills.
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You hate me, I hate you. Problem? ♥
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I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.
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Someone’s status is “Driving” since 5 days. I guess he reached Dubai.
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im 99.9% sleepy all day
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70% boy Have GF ,other Have Brain!
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Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
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Totally available!! Please disturb me!
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Food, Water, Sleep, Love, Whatsapp, Repeat it.
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Ladies, when you have got a king, don’t reshuffle the pack, because you might end up with a joker.
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Never laugh at your wife's choices... you're one of them .
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Brain is the best worker,When you can use it
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If you ever need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first.
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If the speed of light 1000,000 km/s, what is the speed of dark?
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We Live in Generation Where, "Deleting history is more important than creating history "
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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
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Error: status unavailable
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life is short…smile while you still have teeth.
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God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.
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The longer the title the less important the job.
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Try to say the letter "M" without your lips touching.
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I’ve discovered that you can’t change people. They can change themselves.
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You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.
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AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
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Trust me you will dance- Alcohol
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If your brain was money, you wouldn't have a cent
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You can't stop loving short girls.
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