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Collection of awesome status to express your feelings and situation on Whatsapp.
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Someone’s status is “Driving” since 5 days. I guess he reached Dubai.
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Sorry about those texts I sent you, last night, my phone was drunk.
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The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once!
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life is short…smile while you still have teeth.
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My laziness is like 8; Once it lies down it's infinite!
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I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.
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The longer the title the less important the job.
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AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
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Try to say the letter "M" without your lips touching.
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I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.
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There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. HER HEART.
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God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.
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Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
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If there is no chocolate in heaven…”I AM NOT GOING”.
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Installing love. ……44%. Installation failed. Error 404: install money first.
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Kuch bhi Bolo But Dil???? to Chasmis Ladkiyaa hi Churatii hai.
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Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.
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Someone writes “Urgent Calls Only”. Don’t get it… Are you in the police or ambulance service.?
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What happens if a doctor's wife eats an apple a day?
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Status Unavailable! Check Later
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When nothing goes right..!! Go left.
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You were the reason of my happiness but also the reason of my sadness
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You can't stop loving short girls.
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I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
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Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
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Awesome ends with Me, Ugly starts with U
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You hate me, I hate you. Problem? ♥
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The women cries before the wedding and the man after.
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Girls worry about the things that guys forget. Guys worry about the things that girls remember.
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A broken promise is as good as a lie .
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