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Collection of awesome status to express your feelings and situation on Whatsapp.
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You can't stop loving short girls.
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If you ever need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first.
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im 99.9% sleepy all day
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70% boy Have GF ,other Have Brain!
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Not always "Available".. Try your Luck.
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Status Unavailable! Check Later
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Cool thing only happen when you don’t have a camera.
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Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror.
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I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
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I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition
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Trust me you will dance- Alcohol
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I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.
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Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
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You were the reason of my happiness but also the reason of my sadness
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By all means marry if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
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If you can’t change a Girl… change the Girl.
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Food, Water, Sleep, Love, Whatsapp, Repeat it.
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Awesome ends with Me, Ugly starts with U
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God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me
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If the speed of light 1000,000 km/s, what is the speed of dark?
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Smile…It confuses people..!
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Sorry about those texts I sent you, last night, my phone was drunk.
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God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.
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No guts, no glory, no brain, same story
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Learn then remove 'L'.
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I’ve discovered that you can’t change people. They can change themselves.
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i know you look on my status.
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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
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Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why.
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When nothing goes right..!! Go left.
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