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Collection of awesome status to express your feelings and situation on Whatsapp.
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Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
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Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
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Error: status unavailable
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When A Man Steals Your Wife, There Is No Better Revenge Than To Let Him Keep Her.
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Born to express and not to impress.
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Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
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You are special.... But not for me.
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Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status
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You don’t realize how many clothes you have, until you wash them.
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At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.
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Ladies, when you have got a king, don’t reshuffle the pack, because you might end up with a joker.
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God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me
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Smile…It confuses people..!
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When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute, but when you mess up a girl's hair, just hope you're wearing something bulletproof.
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Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why.
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I’ve discovered that you can’t change people. They can change themselves.
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A party without cake is just a meeting.
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I'm totally a cheap date, I don't pay for anything.
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Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything.
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i know you look on my status.
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I’m cool but global warming made me hot
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Food, Water, Sleep, Love, Whatsapp, Repeat it.
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Things can change a women's mood- 1) I love you 2) 50% Discount.
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All girls are my sisters except you.
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Learn then remove 'L'.
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A real girl is not perfect and a perfect girl is not real.
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If the speed of light 1000,000 km/s, what is the speed of dark?
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i just want a boy thats gonna say he loves me without my makeup.
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Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist ????
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3 Mistake done by everyone ..Whatsapp,Facebook & GF
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