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Collection of awesome status to express your feelings and situation on Whatsapp.
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When A Man Steals Your Wife, There Is No Better Revenge Than To Let Him Keep Her.
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God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me
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Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror.
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If your brain was money, you wouldn't have a cent
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One wise guy invented Whatsapp… and his wife added last seen feature
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Never laugh at your wife's choices... you're one of them .
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i know you look on my status.
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Error: status unavailable
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People that Change Love status after 30 Sec... GF is the Reason
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The longer the title the less important the job.
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The women cries before the wedding and the man after.
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Installing love. ……44%. Installation failed. Error 404: install money first.
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What happens if a doctor's wife eats an apple a day?
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Born to express and not to impress.
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Someone writes “Urgent Calls Only”. Don’t get it… Are you in the police or ambulance service.?
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Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status
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All girls are my sisters except you.
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My laziness is like 8; Once it lies down it's infinite!
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There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. HER HEART.
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If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.
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Trust me you will dance- Alcohol
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Mans are many but money is money.
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3 Mistake done by everyone ..Whatsapp,Facebook & GF
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You can't stop loving short girls.
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i’m tired, i need money
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Awesome ends with Me, Ugly starts with U
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Someone’s status is “Driving” since 5 days. I guess he reached Dubai.
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Girls worry about the things that guys forget. Guys worry about the things that girls remember.
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life is short…smile while you still have teeth.
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The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once!
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