The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once!
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You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
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You don’t realize how many clothes you have, until you wash them.
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I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.
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My laziness is like 8; Once it lies down it's infinite!
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If your brain was money, you wouldn't have a cent
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You hate me, I hate you. Problem? ♥
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Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist ????
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Things can change a women's mood- 1) I love you 2) 50% Discount.
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i just want a boy thats gonna say he loves me without my makeup.
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Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
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WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
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Someone’s status is “Driving” since 5 days. I guess he reached Dubai.
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Born to express and not to impress.
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Hey,you are reading my status again ?
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Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why.
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Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
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I'm totally a cheap date, I don't pay for anything.
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3 Mistake done by everyone ..Whatsapp,Facebook & GF
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No guts, no glory, no brain, same story
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I am Waiting for GF Message!
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People that Change Love status after 30 Sec... GF is the Reason
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Not always "Available".. Try your Luck.
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Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
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If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.
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Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything.
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Smile…It confuses people..!
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I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
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i know you look on my status.
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