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Collection of awesome status to express your feelings and situation on Whatsapp.
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You don’t realize how many clothes you have, until you wash them.
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Sorry about those texts I sent you, last night, my phone was drunk.
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Non-urgent calls only!!
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i’m tired, i need money
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WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
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You were the reason of my happiness but also the reason of my sadness
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By all means marry if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
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Give me some sunshine…! Give me some rain…! Give me a another girlfriend…! So I ENJOY once again…!
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"A man falls in love through his eyes, a women through her ears."
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Installing love. ……44%. Installation failed. Error 404: install money first.
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Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why.
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Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
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Relationships are a lot like algebra… Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
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Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
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Smile…It confuses people..!
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Cool thing only happen when you don’t have a camera.
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People that Change Love status after 30 Sec... GF is the Reason
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having 1 child makes you a parent having two makes you a referee.
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Mans are many but money is money.
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Awesome ends with Me, Ugly starts with U
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Call me old-fashioned but I actually take love, sex, and feelings seriously.
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Etc= End of thinking Capacity.
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Learn then remove 'L'.
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God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me
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Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
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A real girl is not perfect and a perfect girl is not real.
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Status Unavailable! Check Later
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If you can’t change a Girl… change the Girl.
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I’m cool but global warming made me hot
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The women cries before the wedding and the man after.
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