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Collection of awesome status to express your feelings and situation on Whatsapp.
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Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
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Status Unavailable! Check Later
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A real girl is not perfect and a perfect girl is not real.
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i’m tired, i need money
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I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
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You cry, I cry, …you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder!!
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Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.
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God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.
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Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist ????
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3 Mistake done by everyone ..Whatsapp,Facebook & GF
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Try to say the letter "M" without your lips touching.
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You are special.... But not for me.
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I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
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Totally available!! Please disturb me!
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I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.
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Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
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She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.
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You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
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Born to express and not to impress.
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Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
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Learn then remove 'L'.
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I’ve discovered that you can’t change people. They can change themselves.
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You don’t realize how many clothes you have, until you wash them.
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What happens if a doctor's wife eats an apple a day?
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i just want a boy thats gonna say he loves me without my makeup.
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Not always "Available".. Try your Luck.
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I just want a boy that's gonna say he loves me without my makeup.
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I am Waiting for GF Message!
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having 1 child makes you a parent having two makes you a referee.
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The women cries before the wedding and the man after.
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